Some loser made me sick so my teachers kicked me out of school last Monday so I had to stay home on Tuesday. Mom says I am very good at being sick. I am calm and like to cuddle. I also cover my mouth when I'm coughing crap up. Then I show Mom my mucousy hand and say, "Mama, eat it!" just because her reaction is so entertaining.
It was fun to stay home with Mom but after a while we were bored. So we drove to the store to buy me some big boy undies because I start potty training at school soon! Let me tell you all the good things about peeing in the toilet. You get M&Ms. You get to climb up on a stool. When you accidentally do a somersault off the toilet and bonk your head, Mom kisses your head all over. When you fall in the toilet, Mom pulls you out. When your M&M falls in in the toilet, Mom gives you another one. You get to flush. You get to point at the pee and say, "Mama, eat it!" because she'll just never learn not to react.
We went home and I had a really good nap. I don't understand kids who don't like naps. Maybe they're not doing it right. After I woke up, Mom asked if I wanted to go see the fish. Sounded fun so off we went to the downtown Aquarium. I saw lookdowns and jellyfish and a turtle and an eel and a bazillion kinds of coral and sharks and a boa constrictor and two big white tigers and one of them peed and pooped while I was looking and then I got to go on the train and we saw sharks and then we went on the merry go round two times and Mom rode too and then we went back on the train and saw the sharks again and then we went home and you'd think I'd have been tired but I wasn't.
Looking at the lookdowns.
Driving the boat.
Trust me, there's a turtle in there. I watched every move it made for 10 minutes.
Do I look sick?
Seeing the tigers was an accident. We were really trying to get to the choo-choo train. At least I was. This one was named Coral. There was another one before this one naned Reef. Coral was the one who peed and pooped right in front of me.
We rode right through a shark tank. They didn't eat anybody.
Merry go round. Twice!
Being sick is for the weak!
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