Chair master

Ahem. High chairs are for babies. I sit in a regular chair now. I know not of these booster seats of which you speak. My tuchis is planted. And finally, a decent table. There's something wrong with the table at my house. It hits me in the neck.



Food rocks. I eat ketchup by the forkful. Barbeque sauce too.





Mom told me sometimes ketchup and BBQ sauce taste better when you use your chicken or french fry. That seemed pretty provincial to me so I just kept using my fork. One time my nose itched so I used my fork to scratch it.

CHEERS!