Top 10 Ways You Know You're the Parent of a Boy

10. You're relieved there are only 2 racks of clothes to choose from in the store.
9. You're a few pounds under your pre-pregnancy weight but you haven't been to a gym in years.
8. You don't worry (much) when your kid scales the couch.
7. Or the wall.
6. You worry (much) when your kid wants to cuddle. Or read a book. Or sit in a chair.
5. You feel pride that your boy has halfway decent aim rather than stress that he just peed on the carpet.
4. You beam when your little boy hugs and kisses his friends because he hasn't yet been misprogrammed to believe that boys shouldn't show affection.
3. Your first quality-check of any appliance, piece of furniture, etc. is to try to break it.
2. You don't notice that your kid has been in constant motion for 25 minutes.
1. You feel like part of an elite club whose members understand just how much boys love their moms. UPDATED: And how much moms love their boys! It's such a special relationship.